Jennifer Lawrence told Jay Leno that she got into a car accident when she saw people marching in a breast cancer parade who wore sashes with the word “boob” on them: “I thought it was saying ‘Boo Boo,” and so I was like, ‘Whoa, does that mean there’s Honey Boo Boo?’ So I started craning my neck and I saw a little girl, and I was like, ‘That’s Honey Boo Boo!'” Her excitement actually caused her to rear-end the people in front of her. “I’m sorry that I hit your family,” she said to them. “I thought I saw Honey Boo Boo.”
She also told a really weird story about going to a strip club with friends in Georgia while shooting a movie.
“It wasn’t really a strip club, it was kind of a dive bar with senior citizen strippers. So I got a lap dance from Little Bo Peep, who was very bossy and kept getting on top of me, which I didn’t really want to reciprocate, but then she goes, ‘I’m gonna bend over, and don’t you touch me!’ And I was like, ‘Don’t you worry about it.’ And then she inserted her breast into my mouth. I almost took a bath in hydrogen peroxide.”
[E!, Contact Music]
A judge extended Modern Family star Ariel Winter’s sister Shanelle Gray’s temporary guardianship for a few more weeks as the Los Angeles County Department of Child and Family Services confirms that they found evidence of emotional abuse by Winter’s mom. Meanwhile, Winter’s father asserts that Gray’s simply trying to use Winter to further her own acting career. Look for their NBC spinoff, Shitty Family. [E!]
Lindsay Lohan wore a gold gown with keyhole cutouts to a Liz & Dick premiere and looked slightly crazed. I do love her hair color, though. [Daily Mail]
While Barbara Walters is reportedly pissed as fuck that LiLo blew off the interview she initially agreed to, and then went on Jay Leno instead, Lohan defended herself, saying that it just wasn’t the right time: “I love her, I’m a big fan of Barbara Walters. So when it’s right, she knows she’ll be the first person I sit down with.” [NBC New York, TMZ]
Lohan regrets nothing. No. Thing. [Us Weekly]
There are rather dubious reports that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner never see each other and he’s off “acting like a single man” thanks to “the growing success of [his] latest flick, Argo… Ben really wants to win an Oscar for this film, and he’s become pretty obsessive about it,” says a source. “They’re at a breaking point right now.” Other sources deny this rumor, but hey, if the Great Arnett/Poehler Split of 2012 taught us anything, it’s to expect the unexpected. [Gossip Cop]
Ke$ha has a bra made from 1,000 teeth that her fans have sent her. Who doesn’t? [Buzzfeed]
- Emma Stone might have a sex tape from her salad days of pre-fame. [Radar Online]
- Jesse James is getting married (for the fifth time) to drag racer Alex Dejoria. [Opposing Views]
- There’s gonna be a movie of Susan Boyle’s life. Who wants to bet me it’s not gonna star a fashion model with a prosthetic nose? [NME]
- Kind of perfect: Hugh Laurie is in talks to play the pirate Blackbeard on NBC. [Vulture]
- Amanda Bynes got all huffy at a club when she thought some girls were trying to take her picture. They weren’t. [Page Six]
- Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are totally in love, I guess. [Radar Online]
- An ailing Robin Roberts is feeling better after a week in the hospital for a viral infection. [NYDN]
- Ooo, David Letterman kissed Amy Poehler. On the LIPS. [Vulture]
- Jennifer Lopez is glad to have boyfriend Casper Smart on tour with her because he genuinely cares about
moneygloryholesher. [Female First] - Rihanna wore what basically looks like a nightshirt onstage. [Daily Mail]
- Amy Winehouse once took in a homeless girl for six months. RIP. đ [Monsters and Critics]
- Miley Cyrus buzzed the sides of her head. [Us Weekly]
- Matt Lauer might get fired from Today. [Radar Online]
- Jon Bon Jovi finally speaks about daughter Stephanie’s drug overdose: “This tragedy was something that I had to face too so we’ll get through it. People’s warm wishes for my family and I have been really reassuring. So, we’re good.” [Contact Music]
- Frank Ocean wrote a song for Quentin Tarantino’s Django Unchained. [Spin]
- Lionsgate released a new motion poster for Hunger Games: Catching Fire. [Zap2it]
- Megan Fox walked around 2 months after popping her child out. [Us Weekly]
- The royal family has a revamped Site on the ‘Net, and it includes personal photos of Prince William in the army. [People]
- Boxer Hector “Macho” Camacho was shot in Puerto Rico and is currently in critical condition. [TMZ]
- Someone might have sent anthrax to Khloe Kardashian. [TMZ]