No longer is a Star Trek insignia belt enough to ensure chastity, you now need a lock and key. Let's just get down to the nitty gritty on this story because it's melting my mind.
So, this wife bought her husband a fake male plastic chastity belt (fake because no lock, duh) as a "gag gift" (funny gag gift!) and they mutually decided to put it on him for shits and giggles and then ended up having hot sex afterwards. So, cool cool, that all flies with me, but then the wife liked it a lot, and started buying more chastity belts — including one made of plastic and an $800 steel one from Germany that looks pretty terrifying. The deal is, he has to wear them when she's out of town. He doesn't like, and he confessed as much on Reddit.