Voting for Obama Was Totally Gay, and It Was Crucial to His VictoryLaura Beck11/15/12 11:00pmFiled to: election 2012Same-Sex MarriageGay RightsThat's so romneytweetFb51EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkMaybe speaking out in support of same-sex marriage was more than a moral move, after all. According to the gurus over at FiveThirtyEight, the gay vote was crucial to an Obama win this election. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OBAMA IS A GAY MUSLIM MUSLIN FILIPINO SPACE ALIEN FROM PLANET KENYAN BUTT PLUGS?? Or, uh, maybe it's because Mitt Romney thinks gay parents aren't real parents, totally bullied gay kids, and doesn't believe in equality? We might NEVER KNOW.