Kristen Stewart on Conan: 'Faux Girl Power Is Really Revolting'

More than a few great, funny moments in this clip!

• “She finally gets to be on top.”
• “Schmexy faces”
• “I want to shoot myself”
• “I’m in desperate search of a job, actually… Something that I really like”
• On smoking: “I wasn’t addicted to nicotine… I wanted something… IN MY MOUTH”

Fuck, she’s actually quite charming, you just want to give her a beta blocker or something.

[via ONTD]