Texas Trying to Secede from Union, Austin Trying to Secede from TexasLaura Beck11/14/12 12:55pmFiled to: TexasAustinSecessiontweetFb365EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Now that the election is over and the cry babies have had their temper tantrums, they're now starting to regroup. Or maybe they're actually still in the midst of a collective nervous breakdown? Who can tell with these right wing ding dongs? Their first order of business is not taking a good hard look at themselves and reevaluating their fucked-up stances on women's rights, same-sex marriage, and immigration. Nope, why do that? Reflection is for sissies, the most logical patriotic goofy thing to do is secede from the union! Because naturally. Because why not.