Apparently this video was posted back in 2008, but I didn't come across it until today—which is too bad, because it is now my main reason for living. Former Orange County news reporter Gustavo Almodovar has a magnificent way with words— specifically, his own name—so some plucky fan edited a bunch of Almodovar's sign-offs into one lilting symphony. It's official: "Gustavo Almodovar" is going to be the first dance at my wedding.

Via Slacktory.