It's easy to feel cynical about love sometimes, especially in light of the recent news that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have eviscerated their love the way Han Solo eviscerated Luke Skywalker's tauntaun to keep Luke from freezing to death...more or less. The point is, sometimes love is like a smelly pile of intestines freshly unzipped from a fictional biped, but there's always the chance that love can yield a Han Solo prairie dog that gives cinematic goodbye kisses and smiles rakishly before jumping into a dirt tunnel or carbonite freezing chamber, as the case may be.
Jezebel · Doug Barry
This is what January Jones looked like when she was nine. First things first — where is that shirt sold and how much will it…
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