This Can Knot Be Comfortable

Elena Ilinykh (front) and Nikita Katsalapov of Russia skate in the Ice Dance Free Dance Skating during ISU Rostelecom Cup of Figure Skating 2012 at the Megasport Sports Center on November 10, 2012 in Moscow, Russia. (Photo by Dmitry Korotayev/Epsilon/Getty Images)

Or, if you like your pairs skating on the bawdy side:

This Can Knot Be Comfortable