Thanks for Nothing: Romney Canceled Staff Credit Cards Before They Even Got Home on Tuesday

Apparently Romney aides taking cabs home after his concession speech were told by their drivers that, "Dee-clined. Waa waahhhh." How embarrassing! It was a real Phyllis "They cut my credit card in half!" Neffler moment, yall. Must suck to get slapped with the reality of the assholery of the man they'd dedicated months or years working for. But, DUH DUMBASSES. Lie down with dogs, wake up with fleas. (Sorry, dogs, that was so rude.)

For those of you wondering if that was standard protocol for failed bids, Forbes says no:

In case you are wondering, this did not have to happen. The Mitt Romney for President entity does not end with Romney's Tuesday night loss. There are papers to be filed with various federal commissions and bills to be paid

But clearly not the taxi bills belonging to some of those most loyal to Romney. Maybe that's what you get for taking a job with a multi-millionaire who boasts about the fact that he sneaks popcorn into movie theatres in wife's handbag, so he doesn't have to pay inflated concession prices for a snack.

Mult-millionaires don't become multi-millionaires by paying for shit, OK?

Mitt Romney's Campaign Cancels Staffers Credit Cards In The Middle Of The Night [Forbes]