Barack Obama Expected to Get Real Old, Real QuickS

Now that all that election nonsense has been settled, this week's issue of Bloomberg Businessweek "reports on the road ahead" for President Obama — which, judging from the cover, involves aging 25 years over the course of the next four. Obviously Barack's going to get a few more gray hairs (the past four years have taken their toll, understandably, not that we give a shit), but this is a tad extreme — thought I admit it makes for a pretty compelling magazine cover.

As a special bonus "ack," the magazine's website also revealed the cover they'd prepared in case of a Romney victory. Thankfully that one will never, ever hit the newsstands.