Live: Election Night 2012

Ladies and gentlemen, it's here. Election night. Hopefully you voted. Hopefully your ballot is being counted. And hopefully, tonight, we'll knew who won the 2012 Presidential Election.

Is your head spinning? Are you in a daze? I'm quivering with anxiety and just five minutes ago typed "erection night" accidentally. I'm hoping my ballot actually got scanned (I didn't see it go into the machine with my own eyes) and I'm worried somewhat that my favorite astrologer Susan Miller is predicting that there may be unexpected results: maybe someone will win the popular vote, and someone else will win the electoral college? (Mercury went retrograde today at 7pm.) But! Nate Silver crunched the numbers and as of right now, he claims there's a 90% chance that Obama will win.

Meanwhile, we're monitoring Twitter (which might crash), blogs, TV networks and phone calls from Mom to bring you the very latest in election night news. Keep checking back, and also let us know how you're spending election night: Are you drinking? Are you watching TV? What channel are you watching? Are you scared? Excited? Exhausted??? I'll be updating and adding news below.

11:25pm
DONE DEAL GUYS. Thanks for hanging out!

11:23pm

11:18
CNN is calling it.


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11:16pm
NBC is calling it. Barack Obama has been reelected.


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11:13pm
In case you missed it: Mike Huckabee thinks Republicans have done a pathetic job of reaching out to people of color. ORLY?

Meanwhile: Obama is projected to win new Mexico, which would put him at 249 electoral votes.


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11:09pm
CNN is calling IOWA!!!

11:01pm
CNN is projecting Obama will take California, Washington and Hawaii. And Wisconsin. Romney is projected to win North Carolina.


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10:54pm
Our editor-in-chief is at the Obama HQ in Chicago. Her EXCLUSIVE report:


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10:44pm
My dog decided I was spending too much time with the laptop and has commandeered my lap. He is watching CNN and yawning.

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10:30pm
I'm tired. There has to be a better way to do this. I feel like I'm waiting for Santa Claus, or for the New Year's Eve ball to drop. Except so many maps and so much talking. Not enough party.

10:24pm
Here's what the TV sounds like right now: Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida Florida. James Carville uttered the word Florida about seven times in 30 seconds.

10:16pm
Elspeth Reeve at The Atlantic Wire has put together a gallery of The Sad Faces of Fox News on Election Night!


Live: Election Night 2012 Karl Rove might cry.

10:12pm

10:09pm
Nate Silver has North Carolina on his mind:

Almost all of Mr. Romney's advantage can be explained by one county, Wake County, in North Carolina's Research Triangle. President Obama won it by 64,000 votes in 2008. This year, Mr. Romney leads by 2,000 votes so far.

10:07pm

10:04pm
CNN projecting that Obama wins New Hampshire.


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9:59pm

9:53pm
Like many of us, Martha Stewart has turned to food.

Retta is busy being hilarious:

9:46pm
BIG NEWS! Warren. Baldwin! Pennsylvania!

9:42pm
Text from coworker Madeleine: "I am eating whiskey."
Text from friend in California: "I especially want Obama to win in every state where Republicans made efforts to keep poor, minority people from voting."

9:41pm
Friends, I'm calling it: SNACK TIME!

9:36pm

9:32pm
Guys, I am worried about Nate Silver!

9:30pm
Wolf Blitzer is YELLING about how Romney is winning by a mere 636 votes in Florida. It's CLOSE, he is saying. Yes, Wolf. We can see that.


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9:24pm
Is it possible to pour this can of Coca-Cola directly into my veins? Or aorta?

9:18pm
Friend on Facebook writes, "I will voMITT."

BTW did you see what Bill O'Reilly has been up to tonight? Basically, poor people want stuff, and Obama will give it to them. Not sure what kind of "stuff" he means, maybe freedom of choice? Equal rights? That kind of stuff?

9:17pm

9:12pm
FLORIDA AT 50/50. Raise your hand if you have a stomach ache.


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9:09pm
What are reverse coattails? I am picturing a McQueen jacket.

9:05pm

9:01pm
Obama projected to win Michigan, New York, New Jersey. CNN showing Obama headquarters, where there is much cheering, some jumping up and down. Romney still ahead in terms of projected electoral votes.

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9pm
Romney projected to win Kansas, Louisiana, Nebraska, South Dakota, Texas, Wyoming, Mississippi.

8:54pm
Remote control decided to stop working! Mutiny!

8:50pm
The Politico map has 64-67 Obama-Romney.

8:45pm
Nate Silver says that in Florida, things are exceptionally close. And:

We're tracking the individual counties as they come in from that state, particularly those where there is a decent amount of Election Day votes reported, rather than just absentee ballots. Throughout the state, the vote tallies are coming in about exactly as you would expect in a tied race.

8:42pm
Romney is projected to win Alabama. This means he could now have 82 electoral votes. EIGHTY TWO. Do you have your gynecologist on speed dial?


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8:31pm
Romney is projected to win Arkansas and Tennessee. This bumps him up, he now has more electoral votes than Obama. Romney has 73, the President has 64. Deep breaths, people. DEEP BREATHS.


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8:24
Just FYI I am putting on a sports bra and ordering Thai food.


8:20pm

8:18pm
Nate Silver has some news for you, and it might make you break out into a clammy sweat:

So far, however, Democrats also have an edge in the party identification numbers in the exit polls. In Ohio, 38 percent of voters identified as Democratic in the exit poll as compared with 31 percent of Republicans. And in Virginia, Democrats had a 37-to-33 advantage in party identification. These numbers are similar to what many pre-election polls showed.

Mitt Romney is not necessarily poised to lose, however: he led President Obama among independents in both the Ohio and Virginia exit polls. It may be that some conservative-leaning voters are identifying as independent rather than Republican in the surveys, but still voting for Mr. Romney.

8:14
Now Wolf says 64-56, Obama/Romney.

8:08pm
I guess I will order some food. In the immortal words of Karen Carpenter, we've only just begun.

8:05pm
Romney is ever so slightly ahead in the popular vote, but again, it's early. Now seems like a good time to make a double of whatever you are drinking, however.


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8:02pm
64 to 40 at the moment.

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8pm
Obama is projected to win Connecticut, Delaware, Illinois, Maryland, Maine, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, DC. Massachusetts is Romney's state.
Romney is getting Oklahoma.
Obama has the lead in Florida. But it's too early.

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7:58pm
Guys, zombies???

7:46pm
Someone please read this story about unlawful voter purge in Pennsylvania. I can't. I can't with this!

7:45
Um, did the rapper The Game pay voters to vote? TMZ reports:

he's already shelled out $10,000 to 500 voters stranded by the storm ... in order to help them make it to the polls… The money was intended to help voters who were hit hard by last week's disaster to pay for gas or another form of transportation in order to cast their ballot.

And get this — Game says he's so committed to the cause ... he even helped shuttle people to the polls in his own car.

7:40pm
OUR BOYFRIEND CORY BOOKER IS ON NBC


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7:37pm

7:36pm
Paula Deen just tweeted about how awesome cast iron cookware is.

7:35pm

7:33pm
Wolf Blitzer says Ohio and North Carolina are very very close.


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7:30pm
West Virginia: Romney, projected winner.

7:28pm
Switching to CNN — NBC just gave me the weather. I know there's another storm coming but I need projection updates!

7:24pm
Virginia update…

7:17pm
I love Sherman Alexie.

7:12pm
Okay, CNN is projecting that Mitt Romney will win Kentucky, while President Obama will win Vermont.

7:06pm
I have CNN on in the picture-in-picture. Maps and graphs and maps and graphs. Mind-numbing.


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7:00pm
Okay, for now I am watching NBC. The soothing brows of Brian Williams. The first closings! Virginia: Too close to call. BITE YOUR NAILS. Indiana: Romney. Kentucky: Romney. South Carolina: Too early to call. Vermont: Obama is the projected winner. Georgia: Too early to call. These are projections, obviously!

6:44
Breaking news from Extra: President Obama likes Katy Perry's skintight "Forward" dress. Thank you, Extra, for the important update.

6:38pm
Apparently Mitt Romney has not written a concession speech. He has, however, written a victory speech. Interesting. I'm so superstitious, I would think it was bad luck to write either one. Like buying baby furniture before the kid is born.

6:36pm
Don Cheadle has something to say:

6:32pm
Ooooh, Beyoncé is on Instagram, and put up a pic of herself wearing a "Texans for Obama" T-shirt.

6:28pm
Good news, folks! An ayahuasca-guzzling shaman in the Andes mountains predicts Obama will taste victory tonight. Psychoactive homebrew for the win!

Here's some stuff to check out while you're waiting for results:

  • Animal did a really cool lo-tech exit poll.
  • On The Media made an interactive election night bingo! Click a square and your bingo chip appears.
  • The AP is reporting that most voters are worried about the economy. And:

    About half of voters say the previous president, George W. Bush, shoulders more of the blame for economic challenges than President Barack Obama.

  • Speaking of Barack Obama, the President posted on Reddit this evening, writing:

    I want to thank you all again for the reception you gave me in August for my AMA. Good questions. Definitely not bad.
    I'm checking in because polls will start closing in this election in just a few hours, and I need you to vote.

And look, LOOK at this adorable picture we saw on Getty:

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NEW YORK, NY- NOVEMBER 06: Raena Lamont, 3, wears a Captain America at a polling center doubling as a donation site November 6, 2012 in the Staten Island borough of New York City. As Staten Island continues to recover from Superstorm Sandy, a few polling stations have been relocated due to power outages or ongoing use as an evacuation center. (Photo by Allison Joyce/Getty Images)