Jay-Z Has 99 Problems But Mitt Romney Ain't One

Mr. Beyonce and Hova of our hearts Jay-Z performed alongside Bruce Springsteen at a Obama rally in Columbus, Ohio last night. When it came time to perform his classic albeit campaign trail inappropriate hit “99 Problems,” Jay-Z decided to rework the lyrics to be a little more apropos. He’s got 99 problems, but Mitt ain’t one.

P.S. If you’re a straight-leaning lady and the thought of President Obama, Jay-Z and Bruce Springsteen hanging out together doesn’t give you the slightest south-of-the-border tingles, then I don’t know what to do for you.