Vote today, you guys! Vote! OK? Even if you’re just a sycophant with no political leanings, vote because your favorite celebrities want you to. As Jay-Z substituted “Mitt” for “bitch” onstage during “99 Problems” at an Ohio rally for President Obama, Beyonce was at home writing a very nice letter to our president: “You are the reason my daughter and nephew will grow up knowing that they can truly be ANYTHING they want to be.” She effusively signs it: “All my respect and adoration.” [Beyonce]
Meanwhile, a Grantland writer informs Denzel Washington that Michelle Obama has a crush on him. “She said that?” Reporter: Yeah. “Cool.” So you weren’t like all charming with Michelle at some point? To where maybe she got it in her head… “No. Don’t get me in trouble, man!” [Grantland]
There’s a distinct possibility that Lindsay Lohan might be going back to the clink, as she’s just been charged with lying to cops about her June car accident on Pacific Coast Highway (she claimed she wasn’t driving her Porsche when it hit an 18-wheeler, but multiple eyewitnesses say that’s bullshit). She’s already on probation for that bizarre $100,000 jewelry heist, and they also found a bunch of pills in her car. I don’t even. Somebody find Ms. Norbury. [TMZ]
Liam Hemsworth may have been canoodling with a blonde mystery human at a “Samsung Galaxy Note II Halloween party” (FREE FLIP PHONES FOR ERRYONE), and his fiancee Miley Cyrus was nowhere to be found. An onlooker reports that “it definitely looked like they were behaving in a way that was more than just friendly.” [Radar Online]
Kelsey Grammer has been dropped as a defendant in the prosecution of a Ponzi scheme that used his name and likeness for promotional material and allegedly gave kickbacks to Grammer as well as Bryan Williams and Richard Lewis, according to actress and plaintiff Lydia Cornell in a case known as Cornell v. “That fucking Frasier just needed more fancy ottomans.” [Express]
Channing Tatum wins People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” title this year. A sweep for Chay Tates. [Gossip Cop]
- Harry Styles, the randiest chicken nugget in One Direction, thought he got a girl pregnant the first time he had sex. [Daily Mail]
- After Sam Worthington got pepper-sprayed in Atlanta for a bar fight, he yelled “I’M A DEA AGENT” (which he is! In his next movie). Derp. [TMZ]
- At last, Taylor Lautner weighs in on Mommy and Daddy’s divorce (a.k.a. the Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson cheating sitch). “To be honest, I’ve never been involved in any of those situations, so I don’t know [if trust can be regained]. It would be just a guess and a shot in the dark, and I don’t want to give that if I haven’t even been there myself.” [Hollywood Life]
- And so does unrelated party Dakota Fanning in a cover interview with InStyle. She says it’s none of your damn business. [Daily Mail]
- After Kirstie Alley miscarried in 1990, the cast of Cheers was very supportive, everybody knew her name, etc. [Express]
- Also: she had an affair with Patrick Swayze. [Us Weekly]
- The two remaining members of TLC are planning a new album, fiiiinally. [Rolling Stone]
- Nope, no Nirvana musical for us, says Courtney Love. [Rolling Stone]
- Lil Wayne lost that absurd lawsuit against Quincy Jones for using Lil Wayne songs in a documentary about Lil Wayne that he originally agreed to. [TMZ]
- Heather Matarazzo, a.k.a. Dawn Weiner from Welcome to The Dollhouse, has split from her girlfriend/fiancee. [Us Weekly]
- Mischa Barton wore some ridiculous fucking lids. [Daily Mail]
- Like the rest of us, Jennie Garth is a little worried about her former co-star Amanda Bynes. [Monsters and Critics]
- Ke$ha sets the record straight: Never has she ever had sex with Justin Bieber. [HuffPo]
- Eddie Murphy is dating an Australian model named Paige Butcher, which phonetically totally sounds like BOOK KILLER. [HuffPo]
- Newlyweds Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell’s hotel room got robbed. [HuffPo]
- My imaginary drunk-brunch mentor Mariska Hargitay and her SVU co-star Danny Pino dropped off donations at the Sandy-devastated Rockaways. [Page Six]
- Tom Arnold, the former Mr. Roseanne, will not be voting for Roseanne today, “but for God’s sake, Obama, give Roseanne her pot. She’s 60.” [TMZ]
- Lady Gaga wore a bathing suit for the first time since everyone started yelling about her BMI. Let’s focus exclusively on her awesome bikini though. [NYDN]
- Before rehab, Nadya “Octomom” Suleman got shitfaced on vodka-cranberry as her hairdresser gave her a Brazilian blowout and then forgot if she’d paid her or not. [Radar Online]
- A member of Jennifer Lopez’s crew said she once fired and blackballed him for a year after rumors that he leaked information about her wedding to Marc Anthony—then took him back on like nothing happened, and they’ve never spoken about it. Good Lord, she’d be a scary boss. [Radar Online]
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