We're all about the Chaperone Tax. If you accompany a minor while trick-or-treating, they're pretty much required to hand over some of the goods. You see, it's a reciprocal relationship, you're basically a bodyguard. A bodyguard who is paid in delicious Halloween candy.

warmingmycockles:

I like to call this the Chaperone Tax, I rule with an iron fist. lol

The Halloween Chaperone Tax