Did Joe Biden Just Ask Me Out on a Date on the David Letterman Program?

I THINK SO. I mean, I can't be sure. But he definitely said something about a cheeseburger and "finding someone special." Sooooo…I can read between the lines, Biden!!!

Joe Biden, my grampa-boyfriend, read the Top Ten List on Letterman last night and it was-predictably-HELLA DREAMY. Classic grampa-boyfriend! Here's a selection:

No. 10: "I'm not saying each voter gets a free cheeseburger, but I'm not saying they don't either."

No. 6: "If you vote early, you don't have to pay taxes…I'm sorry, I'm being told that's not accurate."

No. 5: "Single and looking to mingle? Find that special someone on the early voting line."

No. 2: "Early voters will receive a $5 million donation from Donald Trump."

And the No. 1 reason…

"Honestly, don't you want this election over with already?"

Depends. Will you still be on my TV being hilarious?