Dirt Bag: Lady Gaga Reminds Us That Adele is Plus-Size, Awesome (In Case We Forgot)

In which Lady Gaga wonders why the media weight police doesn't rip on Adele:

I thought, well I don't really care if they think I'm fat, because, quite honestly, I did gain about 30 pounds. Adele is bigger than me, how come nobody says anything about it? She's so wonderful and I think her confidence is something I have to match. She has set the bar very high for a lot of women. I need to be a confident woman and just say politically active things when I can that are helpful to young people.

[Buzfeed]

Mother Monster is also "obsessed with the royal family, especially Pippa Middleton." Apparently she read Middleton's book Celebrate in the hopes of being able to learn to "party like a royal" and in order to make conversation should she ever meet Pippa. Should this happen, I would like some gifs, please. Thank you. [Monsters and Critics]

Alec Baldwin visited a bunch of displaced NYU students after Hurricane Sandy claimed their dorm rooms and delivered a Coach Taylor-esque pump-up speech. (My friend once saw him talk, and she described him as "leonine." Troofacts.) [HuffPo]

Kirstie Alley confessed to Barbra Walters that John Travolta was the love of her life, and it took "all the power [she] had" not to run away with him after they did the Look Who's Talking franchise together. But what would the talking baby think?! [Radar Online]

Here's the first blurry picture of Jessica Bielberlake and Justin Timberlake's Tanzania honeymoon. [E!]

And the Bielberlakes plan on raising their kids in Tennessee. [Zee News]

Bam Margera and Missy Rothstein's divorce has been finalized, soooo laaaaaayyydeeez. [Examiner]

Leonardo DiCaprio and Erin Heatherton are finito, sooooo layyyydeeez, if you can't get Bam Margera… [Us Weekly]

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are too busy being in love to think about getting married. [Us Weekly]

Snooki is donating clothes to Sandy relief, which is totally nice and not something I should mock even though it's in my very marrow to do so. [People]

Brad Pitt's designing furniture now. [Page Six]

Mitch Lucker, lead singer of the band Suicide Silence, has died in a motorcycle accident. [LA Times]

An Irish band called The Original Rudeboys has turned down a performance slot with Chris Brown because of his 2009 domestic battery charge, should really change their name to The Rather Upstanding Musical Group. [NME]

Evan Rachel Wood reminds her curious Twitter followers that even though she's now married to Jamie Bell, she's still bisexual. [Daily Mail]

Shaun White's Halloween costume is sort of the stuff of nightmares. I warned you. [Buzzfeed]

"I'm far less appealing in real life. I really don't know what to say about it. My mother used to say, ‘You just haven't grown into your face yet.'" -Your boyfriend Chris O'Dowd feels weird about this new wave of female attention. [Monsters and Critics]

-Anna Breslaw