The Great Galloping Thighmaster

CATANIA, ITALY - OCTOBER 28: Sergio Almiron (L) of Catania competes for the ball with Andrea Pirlo of Juventus during the Serie A match between Calcio Catania and FC Juventus at Stadio Angelo Massimino on October 28, 2012 in Catania, Italy. (Photo by Maurizio Lagana/Getty Images)