Apparently “the gay community of Hollywood” isn’t surprised by the rumors that Joe Simpson has come out to his family after the dissolution of his three-decade marriage, because some 21-year-old punk-ass West Hollywood kid has been going around and “boasting” about dating the 54-year-old former youth pastor for at least the last year. Aspiring male model-slash-actor Bryce Chandler Hill allegedly met Simpson through Britney Spears backup dancer TJ Espinoza, a friend of Ashlee and Jessica’s, and has been using him and their trysts to climb the showbiz ladder. A source says “The sad thing is that [Bryce] mocks and laughs at Joe behind his back. He doesn’t care for him in the same way Joe does about him.” Well, fuck you very much, Bryce Chandler Hill, because now I’ve gone from being blissfully ambivalent about this whole thing to being emotionally invested in Joe Simpson’s search for sedate, mature middle-aged love. [Radar Online]
As for Joe’s rather extreme makeover: he dyed his hair blonde and went out in a bright yellow sweater, matching sneakers and black skinny jeans. [TMZ]
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart looked “completely in love” at a Prince concert but that’s just what happens at Prince concerts. [Page Six]
- Despite her “heroin chic” moniker, Kate Moss says she’s never touched the stuff. [Daily Mail]
- Cheers alumni Kirstie Alley and Rhea Perlman will reunite in a pilot called Giant Baby, which unfortunately is not about a massive mutant newborn. [Deadline]
- Well, shit, Lil Wayne took another trip to the ER after “seizure-like” incidents in his private plane. Someone give Weezy some chicken soup and flat ginger ale. :/ [NYDN]
- Back in the ’70s, class act Rod Stewart used to put cocaine in his butthole. [NYDN]
- Rapper Lil Reese is in serious trouble after a cell phone video of him viciously beating a woman circulates. [NYDN]
- Kellan Lutz gets his jollies by helping old ladies at the grocery store, says Kellan Lutz, sounding rather like Cruel Intentions’ Sebastian Valmont’s fake-enthusiastic bullshit after his trip to the nursing home. (“She had such great life stories, and I had fun lifting the bags she had.”) [Page Six]
- Josh Duhamel and Ashton Kutcher were male model rivals in 1997 and there is a picccctureeeee. BLUE STEEL. [Us Weekly]
- Check out Adam Levine’s $4.8 million Beverly Hills fuck den. [Celebuzz]
- Courtney Stodden and Real Housewife Alex McCord fought on the set of VH1’s Couples Therapy. I’ve never cared less about a sentence. [Inquistr]
- Taylor Swift and her feelings are going on a 58-date US and Canada concert tour. [E! Online]
- Johnny Depp performed Y-M-C-A with a “drag tribute” to the village people at Sir Elton John’s partner David Furnish’s birthday party. [The Sun]
- Leighton Meester cut her hair. It’s—wait for it—shorter. [People]
- Lily Allen’s pregnant on her “African babymoon.” [Us Weekly]
- This woman went deranged after a breakup and hoarded 88 rabbits. Whaaat the fuck. [Digital Spy]