Rumor has it that Mitt Romney's weirdly inconsistent skin color is due to the fact that the candidate has been getting spray-tanned on the regular. This got us wondering...what self tanner does Willard Mitt Romney use? So we're taking a very scientific poll.


Poll: What Kind Of Self Tanner Do You Think Mitt Romney Uses? Mitt Romney has taken pains to project the image of a man of the people. Maybe he plumps for drugstore Jergens?
Poll: What Kind Of Self Tanner Do You Think Mitt Romney Uses? That's ridiculous. You just know he's using something at least as pricey as Clarins.
Poll: What Kind Of Self Tanner Do You Think Mitt Romney Uses? Perhaps the secret explanation for his Univision appearance is simple: he was duped by L'Oréal and Eva Longoria.
Poll: What Kind Of Self Tanner Do You Think Mitt Romney Uses? Maybe Mittens is actually a teenage girl from 2006 and uses Lindsay Lohan's self tan, Sevin Nyne.