Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

It was breezy last night in Los Angeles, and the stars were windswept on the red black carpet at the premiere of Cloud Atlas. What did celebs wear? Dazzling dresses, chic pants and perky polka-dot stockings.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

James D'Arcy, you are handsome, and it's cool that you chose a three-piece suit, but that tiny gap between the bottom of the vest and the waistband of the trousers is killing me. That shit ain't right.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

Men at werq: Jim Sturgess, Jim Broadbent, David Gyasi.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

Matchy matchy twosomes: Actors Cody Lee and Brody Lee; Marie Steinmann and director Tom Tykwer; actors Raevan Lee Hanan and Korbyn Hawk Hanan.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

Keith David, who has been in everything, including Platoon, Clockers and Crash, is a Julliard graduate and wearing the crap out of that velvet jacket.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have been married for twenty-four years, which is 168 Hollywood years (if you multiply by seven). Dig her shoes.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

Does anyone ever go up to Keanu Reeves, aka Ted Theodore Logan, and whisper, "Strange things are afoot at the Circle K"?

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

Luminous skin, vivid lip color, shiny hair, cool chignon, elegant dress: Actress Doona Bae earns an A+.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

Dresses are a staple on the red carpet, but a metallic jacket with cool skinny trousers looks so sharp. And the nails! And the oxblood clutch! Zhu Zhu also scores very very high.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

It's unclear what kind of components make up Xun Zhou's ensemble. A top and trousers? A jumpsuit? It's also maybe not the most figure-flattering thing in the world. But the rolled neck and the green belt and the suggestion of backlessness… It's fascinating, fresh, new, different.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

Love actress Georgia King's shoes and peachy keen dress.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

Can someone get a herd of scientists on the phone, and find out how it's possible that Susan Sarandon is getting more gorgeous by the minute? Earlier in the week she was jaw-dropping in black, now she's awe-inspiring in white.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

So… Olivier Martinez and Halle Berry. Um. Just gonna put this out there: I am fairly sure I would pay money to watch these two have sex. Sorry not sorry.

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

Jesucristo, for the love of Freya's boar. This woman is unbelievable. Skin, hair, dress, everything works. ♥∞!

Trendy Trousers and Ridiculously Beautiful Skin at the Cloud Atlas PremiereS

Wait! One more: Polka-dot stockings! Director Lana Wachowski looks so so happy. Did you see her speech?

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