Cat Bounce Has Been Sent From the Future to Ensure Total Cat DominationS

Cat Bounce is a website where you can make cats bounce. It's totally mesmerizing and I'm pretty sure it's an advanced hypnosis technology that was put in place by the cat army to finally have complete control. I'd say to fight, it but what's the point? Actually, don't fight it and don't resist. Cats cats cats cats.

It kinda reminds me of that game from the 80s, Bouncing Babies, but less filled with dying babies. Man, I can't believe my parents let me play this for hours every night. If I ever go Dexter, please make sure to sue both my parents and whoever produced this sicko game! The world needs to learn that video games have catsequences! I mean consequences! Cats cats cats cats cats.