Jesus, Chris Colfer! I know that you star on a popular TV show, are a novelist, inspire open mindedness in our nation's youth and have now written and acted in your own movie, but can you please, for once, get off your ass and be productive for a change? Sure, some people would consider Struck By Lightning — a film you wrote before you could legally order a drink — to be a bit of an accomplishment, especially when the cast includes the likes of Allison Janney, Christina Hendricks and Rebel Wilson, but we all know you could be doing much more. Please take the time that the rest of us are using to watch your new movie's trailer to think about cutting the lazybones act. You have so much potential and it's a shame to see it all go to waste.