Stefon Regales Us with Spooky Tales of Halloween DebaucheryS

Stefon graced the Weekend Update desk to reveal all of his favorite Halloween haunts, including more onomatopoetic clubs and the Radioshack dumpster he currently calls home. He also tells the story of how the Ghostbuster character Slimer became famous for his, um, hot dog eating prowess, or at least tries really hard to tell the story until the prudish Seth Meyers cuts him short. I guess we'll have to wait until next year to figure out what happened to all that ectoplasm (semen, we're talking about semen — Ghostbusters is clearly one large homoerotic fantasy).