Paul Ryan Appeals to Much-Needed Women Voters By Mocking War on Women

The Presidential race is getting pretty horse-racey in the waning days before the election, and both candidates and their running mates are furiously touring Ohio, Florida, and Colorado trying to convince people to vote for them. Today, Paul Ryan included an hilarious new bit of jokemaking in a speech to donors at a private fundraiser — one about how the so-called “War on Women” is made up. Tomorrow it could be a war on left handed dudes! AMIRITE, CHECKBOOKS?!

Ryan’s statement, according to ABC News, was,

Now it’s a war on women; tomorrow it’s going to be a war on left-handed Irishmen or something like that.

Oh, geez! If only he would have wiped that “I’m going to cry” look off of his face and used used that one in the debate with Joe Biden, it would be a whole different ballgame!