Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are ParboiledS

Tyra Banks, entrepreneur, self-declared "fivehead" and human being as delightful as she is batshit, denied to Steve Harvey that she was recently romanced by the much-younger Drake as well as her America's Next Top Model co-star Robert Evans. In the process, she unleashed a crazed monologue that invokes Sarah Kane at her circa-4.48 Psychosis darkest:

"There's been a lot of rumors that I've been dating certain people. Young boys. Ain't true. I ain't a cougar... Really, I'm ready to have some babies. Yeah! I want babies. I've always wanted them, but, I've been saying 'I want babies in three years' since I was like, 27. At 38 years old, I think it's time. They're going to be parboiled and fried and scrambled up in there. Time to get them eggs workin'!"

"I never thought I would ever hear you say that," replies Harvey, proprietor of the Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Fetus Gestation Vessel franchise, and everyone claps. Gah. I mean, I'm sure Tyra's kids would be magic, but the crazy eyes on that woman—my God, the crazy eyes. Video at the link. [HuffPo]


Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are Parboiled

Well! This goes a long way to solve the mystery of why Lindsay Lohan's down to talk to Barbara Walters all of a sudden: apparently she struck a deal with Liz & Dick producers to have a sit-down with Walters in exchange for them paying off her famously overdue $46,000 tab at the Chateau Marmont. Also explains why she's no longer banned from the A-list hotel. Why do people still think it's fun to do drugs there there? John Belushi fucking died there. It's like the hotel from The Shining. [Celebitchy]


Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are Parboiled

Matthew Fox, who was accused of drunkenly punching a woman in her private parts last year (and called out as being physically abusive to women on a regular basis by Lost co-star Dominic Monaghan), has spoken out to the contrary. Fox told Men's Fitness, "In the 46 years I've been breathing on this planet, I have never hit a woman before. Never have, never will. Out of all the negative shit, the only thing that's true is that I was arrested for a DUI." [NYDN]


Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are Parboiled

Yes, folks, Beyoncé is your Superbowl halftime show performer. Back in 2004, Yoncy sang the national anthem for the Patriots versus Panthers game; although it has yet to be officially announced by the NFL, she dropped a duh-tastic clue on her Tumblr. If, like last year, the show is studded with guest stars, we can also expect Jay-Z. [LA Times]


Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are Parboiled

"Courtney Stodden is 100 percent natural," confirms a plastic surgeon who was definitely not paid to say that and is definitely a plastic surgeon as opposed to some out-of-work former Groundlings performer she and Doug Hutchison found at Starbucks. [Celebuzz]


Tyra Banks Wants Babies Right Now Before Her Eggs Are ParboiledS

Bette Midler's going to be on Glee. She hopes to be cast as Lea Michele's grandmother. Why has it taken this long?


  • Mel Gibson's dating some woman who's into karate. [TMZ]
  • Kristen Stewart bought a gazillion-dollar house a block away from Robert Pattinson, who isn't quite ready to share quarters with her yet. [Entertainmentwise]
  • A homeless guy broke into Frances Bean Cobain's house and faces up to 6 years in prison. [TMZ]
  • If you're an NYU student, you should probably take a class with Professor Questlove next semester. [Vulture]
  • Damian Whitwood of Australian Dancing With The Stars says he's not "the other man" in the Danielle Spencer and Russell Crowe split. [Herald Sun]
  • Jennifer Lopez had a nip slip in Italy during a concert. [E!]
  • Kim Kardashian wants you to know that she is the only person to blame for her ill-fitting mustard-yellow bolero. [Bossip]
  • Katy Perry took John Mayer to dinner for his 35th birthday and I like her coat! [Entertainmentwise]
  • Cameron Diaz still cleans her own toilet, if you care? [Monsters and Critics]
  • Of course, Bachelorette Emily Maynard and her winner Jef Holm have broken their engagement. [People]
  • Here's a picture of Brandon Routh's new son Leo James. Does it give anyone else the weirds on a visceral level when a shirtless guy cuddles a baby? [People]
  • Christina Aguilera's fine with aging, thanks. [People]
  • Dakota Fanning and Brooklyn Decker went br00nett. [People]
  • Mel B. slapped Simon Cowell one time when he called her fat while she was pregnant. [The Sun]
  • If Scarlett Johansson is dating Sam Rockwell, I will be jealous. [Page Six]
  • Nicky Hilton might be moving to New York City. [Page Six]
  • Chris Brown has a stupid new tattoo, again. [The Life Files]
  • Frank Ocean has lots of plans (e.g. "I want to write a novel about twins"). [The Life Files]
  • Taylor Swift has some gams on the cover of Rolling Stone. [Yeeeah]
  • Tom Hardy's a tattoo artist in his free time. [VH1]