Going to College Makes You Gain Weight, But Also, So Does Not Going to College, So Who KnowsLaura Beck10/16/12 10:00amFiled to: Weighty IssuesCollegeUniversityfreshman 15Gettypictweet60EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink Sorry Sophomores, I bet you thought you were in the clear if you made it through your Freshman year without ballooning into a big fat fatty. Wrong! While the "Freshman 15" is not a thing — actually, the fear of gaining extra pounds is probably more taxing to your body than the weight itself — it seems we had to find some other college weight related thing to freak about. Enter: The Four Year 6.7. See what you get for trying to pursue higher education? A luscious fat ass and better job prospects — that'll learn ya!