Blablanda Blynes is pleading not guilty to her charge of driving with a suspended license, even though even my dead grandma knows she was totally driving with a suspended license. BLABLEGGEDLY. Talk more! Let's talk more about this!
A pretrial hearing was scheduled for Nov. 29, but it's likely a plea bargain is in the works, especially considering Bynes is also facing DUI and hit-and-run charges brought by the L.A. City Attorney's Office.
She has pleaded not guilty to the DUI charge stemming from her April 6 arrest after clipping a police cruiser in her BMW and has vehemently denied via Twitter that she drinks at all, much less drinks and then gets behind the wheel.
Goo goo ga ga bleep blop zzzzzzzzz. [E!]
Squee, etc.! Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are going to host the Golden Globes! Together! Girl Talk Date Line! Is it possible that Fey and Poehler might finally be the magic ticket that turns an awards show into actual entertainment? Probably not! But I'll watch the crap out of it anyway.
"Having both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler on board to host this year's festivities is a major coup," said Paul Telegdy, NBC's President, Alternative and Late Night Programming. "Tina and Amy have a proven chemistry and comedic timing from their many years together on SNL to their successful co-starring roles in Baby Mama."
Because I don't have any more jokes for this, here's a dumb anecdote: One time my boyfriend met Amy Poehler at a bar and he says she was the nicest, best person he's ever met in his life. And then he claims Rashida Jones tried to go on a date with him. So basically, what we can extrapolate from this story is that I'm prettier than Rashida Jones (I MEAN, KIND OF, RIGHT?). Right.