Apparently our ancestors used to eat panda meat in Southwest China.

They were "much smaller then," so they were tiny pandas. Our ancestors snacked on tiny pandas.

As a meat-eater, I understand that it's hypocritical of me to feel bad about this revelation — and yes, yes, I know pandas are really aggressive, blah blah — but I can't help it. You keep your panda shit-talking to yourself. LOOK AT THOSE PANDAS GOING DOWN THE SLIDE.

Chinese scientist says prehistoric man ate pandas [AP]