Real talk: cattle dogs are a lot of fun. They're super task-oriented, which means that they can, say, chase a leash around a crate theoretically forever. That's because in a non-agrarian society, leashes are cattle. The Road Warrior had a cattle dog, too. Do you know why? Because cattle dogs do stuff. They pull themselves up by their bootstraps and work for a living. Chasing inanimate objects. They don't sit around waiting for belly scratches and getting fat on table scraps like the 47 percent of gross, inbred golden retrievers who expect their people to just take care of everything. Jeez, golden retrievers — get a job already.

via HuffPo