If you're into fashion, comic books, drag queens, and Alan Moore's leonine mane of scraggly hair, then oh boy, oh boy, oh boy do I have wonderful news for you! About a month ago, Avatar Press released a moth-eaten comic adaption of a screenplay written in 1985 by Alan Moore and Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren called Fashion Beast, which (thank you for asking) takes place in a dystopian future city dominated by a fashion house, and centers around a young drag queen named Doll Seguin, who has managed to capture the attention of the mysterious fashion house boss lady, Celestine. Sounds a little The Devil Wears Prada but It's Really Tacky Because We're Living in a Post-Nuclear War Dystopia and People Are Having Trouble Finding Food Let Alone Enough Prada to Wear, Jeez, doesn't it? Yes, well, moving swiftly along to the synopsis...
Jezebel · Doug Barry
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