"Yo La Tengo playing Superchunk, Mission of Burma and Pixies covers" is one unsurprising description of Amber Tamblyn and David Cross' cool-as-fuck nuptials. Tobias Fünke, 48, and Joan of Arcadia, 29, have been dating for the last four years, and this is the first marriage for both of them. Filmmaker Lance Bangs, in attendance, Instagrammed a cute shot of the newlyweds dancing with their arms around each other.
Congratulations, Tobias and Tibby Joan Girardi-Fünke, or whatever! More importantly, there's now only one
sane unmarried Sister of the Traveling Pants variety. Holla at Alexis Bledel. [Us Weekly, NYDN]
Even though she hasn't emailed you since that one time, apparently Yoncy is hella crushing on President Obama. "Even when the president was socializing with other guests, Beyoncé always seemed to have her eye on him, watching his every move from afar," "nervously giggling and twisting her hair like a schoolgirl."