Here's a version of Call Me Maybe, a song conceived in hell and born in strife, performed by every viral video sensation since the beginning of time. Well, kind of performed. It's almost unlistenable and unwatchable but around 2:16 there's a dose of Antoine Dodson that brought back every wonderful and sweet emotion I've ever felt for that unique soul — so it's more than worth it. I was gonna end this with a "watch it, maybe?" but I think too highly of you guys to do that. You're welcome and I'm so sorry.