Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

Karl Lagerfeld staged his Spring 2013 collection in Paris this morning and OMFG WTF IS THAT A PURSE? Yes. That is a Chanel bag. It screams, I AM A CHANEL BAG GUYS LOOK AT ME. Like, where is she going? To a pool inside of Cirque du Soleil? To a beach in the future? Is this real life? It is. It is real life, and Karl Lagerfeld has a purse for you. Question: Who will be the first to rock this ridiculousness? Bryan Boy? Gaga? Place your bets, folks. Meanwhile, there were some other things in the show…

Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

Mostly cropped, boxy jackets and sweaters, with slim dresses, skirts or trousers on the bottom.

Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

The classic Chanel pearls showed up on denim jean dresses, on belts, and around necks.

Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

You got your minaudière in my Lego! You got your Lego in my minaudière!

Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

Ladylike lady stuff for ladies.

Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

When you're not carrying around your giant hoop bag, you need a large hat.

Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

Soft, luxe tweeds and florals.

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There's a swinging Sixties vibe to some of these kicky little dresses, which are kind of weird without being too edgy.

Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

More boxy, cropped jackets. Emphasis on the narrow waist.

Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

Dance your cares away…
Worry's for another day.
Let the music play…
Down at Fraggle Rock.

Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

Your girl Jennifer Lopez was there.

Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

Apparently there were "13 enormous white rotating wind turbines erected underneath the glass ceiling of the Grand Palais" for this presentation.

Seriously, We Have to Talk About This Chanel Bag.S

Here's crazy Uncle Karl. Hi Karl!