Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Didn't we just see a demented Vivienne Westwood show, in London? Why yes, we did. But this is her Paris collection, a fancier, even more fucked up Spring 2013 collection: Mad queens with powdered faces and lopsided crowns, jewel-encrusted dresses with raw edges, burlap turbans, ballgowns worn with short shorts. You know, the usual.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

The naughty princess, the crazed queen.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

World travelers or country conquerors?

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

There were hearts painted on models' faces, sometimes for an unsettling effect.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Red Riding Hood revisited.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

That number on the right — intentionally "dirty" — is so Derelicte.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Ballgowns for everyone.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Casual, for daytime.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Everyone needs a bejeweled turban.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Is that a sweater dress cobbled together from sweaters?

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Big shoulders, ladylike purse.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

A riot of colors and patterns.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Some of these have that Scarlett O'Hara, just-took-down-the-curtains feel.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Giant comb?

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Party pumps.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Marie Antoinette goes to a Ziggy show.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Feminine.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

That thing on the right actually has strings hanging from the fabric.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in YouS

Thoughts?