Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Didn't we just see a demented Vivienne Westwood show, in London? Why yes, we did. But this is her Paris collection, a fancier, even more fucked up Spring 2013 collection: Mad queens with powdered faces and lopsided crowns, jewel-encrusted dresses with raw edges, burlap turbans, ballgowns worn with short shorts. You know, the usual.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

The naughty princess, the crazed queen.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

World travelers or country conquerors?

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

There were hearts painted on models' faces, sometimes for an unsettling effect.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Red Riding Hood revisited.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

That number on the right — intentionally "dirty" — is so Derelicte.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Ballgowns for everyone.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Casual, for daytime.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Everyone needs a bejeweled turban.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Is that a sweater dress cobbled together from sweaters?

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Big shoulders, ladylike purse.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

A riot of colors and patterns.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Some of these have that Scarlett O'Hara, just-took-down-the-curtains feel.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Giant comb?

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Party pumps.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Marie Antoinette goes to a Ziggy show.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Feminine.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

That thing on the right actually has strings hanging from the fabric.

Vivienne Westwood, for the Demented Disowned Royal Heiress in You

Thoughts?