In this week's TV roundup, Sarah Jessica Parker revives an old role, the Emmys are a snore and Hoda does drunk pull-ups on The Today Show.
1.) The week kicked off with the Emmys.
Overall, the show was a predictable bore, but it had its moments. The opening, featuring all of our favorite women of television, was a highlight.
2.) Zac Efron was adorable on Sesame Street.
Come on — it's Zefron!
3.) Jimmy Fallon and the cast of Guys with Kids take us for a walk down TV theme song lane.
How many do you know the lyrics to?
4.) Straight actors are stealing gay actors' jobs.
Thank you, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, for alerting us to this important social issue.
5.) Former Broadway Annie Sarah Jessica Parker returns to her little orphan roots.
I sort of hated this Glee mashup of "The Way You Look Tonight" and "You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile," but I did enjoy seeing SJP, who was the third actress to ever play Annie on Broadway, revisiting the pupil-less role.
6.) Adam Scott sucks up on Parks and Recreation.
Poor Ben is trying to impress his connected D.C. interns and it is not going well.
7.) Hoda and Kathie Lee drink wine and do pull-ups.
Working out as God intended.
8.) Has Breaking Bad's Vince Gilligan turned into Walter White?
Stephen Colbert has a theory.
9.) Schmidt's penis cast comes off on New Girl.
You know, New Girl has developed into a really solid ensemble comedy. You go, New Girl!
10.) The Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation With at a Party goes on Weekend Update.
I need to go to Croatia so bad.