Comment of the Day: Take Your Breakfast Pastry to Pound-Town

Since pastry is clearly the best thing in the world, it seems a bit unfair, writes Esmerelda Foofypants, that lesbians get to have all the pastry-pounding fun:

I resent this characterization of lesbianism as a pastry party, as it unfairly implies that pastry-fetishes are the sole province of gay women. Anyone can want to make sweet love to a sticky bun, or get hot and bothered at the thought of taking a doughnut down to pound-town, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender.

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