Some Squeamish Republicans Want to Sell You G.O.B. TamponsS

Since makers of fine feminine hygiene products have already tried using handsome men to hawk their suggestively-shaped pieces of cotton, the next logical ad gambit would be to have ill-at-ease members of the G.O.P. stand in a small, grade-school cluster while they hold tampons at arm's length, eyeing them with the sort of suspicion medieval barbers would show towards antiseptic.