As part of his ongoing effort to make sure that as few women vote for Mitt Romney as possible, Paul Ryan told the fine people of Orlando who'd spoiled their Saturdays by listening to Paul Ryan brag about how many times he'd ridden Tower of Terror that he would remove the Affordable Care Act's "contraception mandate", which requires even Catholic hospitals and universities to offer contraception, on "day one" of a Romney presidency. Paul Ryan would remove this mandate while doing one-armed military presses with the trunk of an oak tree and winning the Tour de France.
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