Joan Jett turns 54 today, and above please find my personal favorite Joan Jett and the Blackhearts song for your enjoyment: "Do You Want To Touch Me There," a cover original sung by Gary Glitter ("Bad Reputation" is a close second in my heart, but it's hard to separate from another beloved piece of entertainment: Freaks and Geeks).

If you happen to be staying in this evening—not that I am, because I have a vivacious and flourishing social life (watching Portlandia with my cat, I mean, what?)—I recommend celebrating Jett's birthday with black forest cake and a hard-to-come-by copy of cult film Ladies And Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains.

Good night!