It may seem sometimes like America treats its teachers like emulsified shit, which is why it may also seem impossible to imagine a world in which teachers are so well-respected, they're bribed like mafia dons with cash and designer handbags, a world in which parents defer to teachers, a world in which teachers are fanned by wood nymphs and satyrs with palm fronds while students take turns adding to a growing mountain of gift treasure, a world, in short, called China.
Jezebel · Doug Barry
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