Idiot Vandals Paint the Word ‘Bicth’ on Woman’s Car
LatestA woman in York City, Penn. found some unpleasant, albeit hilarious, graffiti stenciled all over her SUV, including the word “bicth,” as in the non-idiot word “bitch,” in white paint on the the driver’s side door. Even though it might seem a little difficult to make a careless spelling error when you’re moving at the speed of spray paint, acts of vandalism — such as TPing someone’s house with cellophane and bashing mailboxes with pool noodles — tend to beget carelessness, and the York City spray paint misspelling is no different. You’d think that the group might have appointed a copyeditor to give all acts a vandalism a quick once-over, but it seems that nocturnal tagging is a really sloppy industry, not at all like its print-media predecessor, mustache-drawing on movie posters.
The York Dispatch noted that the owner of the vandalized car just couldn’t catch a break that night, as she also reported her motorcycle stolen. Thankfully, it was recovered a little while later, sans any misspelled words.
Spelling-challenged vandals hit woman’s SUV [York Dispatch]
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