Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots of the televised delivery from the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians yesterday. And all of the Kardashians were there (even brother Rob), and you were there, and you were there, and Kanye West was there. Click at your own risk, or if you're a doula's apprentice, or if you just want to learn things (Khloe: "Kourtney just loves to pull out her own children"). And so she does! See above.
In related news, The Truman Show is real, and it's worse than we thought. Keep up with the Kardashians so you don't get placed in the small rural quarantine area designated for those 5-or-so folks who don't keep up with the Kardashians. [Daily Mail]
Kim Kardashian got a cartoonishly cute white Teacup Persian kitten NOT from Kourtney Kardashian's vagina and named it "Mercy" after a Kanye West song. [Us Weekly]
The joyride is officially over: Amanda Bynes was once again pulled over in Los Angeles on Sunday, but this time, the cops impounded her black BMW when they ran her license and found that it was suspended (although, really, all they had to do was recognize Amanda Bynes). She got a misdemeanor ticket. Thus concludes the Bynes-starring version of Drive, featuring Baja Fresh in Albert Brooks' role. [TMZ]