Saturday Night Social: Here's Why You Don't Fuck Near A Parrot

In the spirit of Vlad the Impaler, the protagonist’s dirty-talking pet bird in David Foster Wallace’s The Broom of the System, here is a parrot who apparently Saw A Sex one time and remembered literally every noise that happened during. So be careful having noisy sex or watching porn around your pet parrot if you don’t want a constant playback at inconvenient moments. Now you know.

Good Saturday!