Vanity Fair Photoshoot Features Mika in Bizarre Tabletop Dancer Pose

Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski are both pretty accomplished media powerhouses. So it makes sense that in a photo of the two of them featured in this month’s Vanity Fair, they’d both be posed similarly. Ha! Just kidding. They put Mika on a tabletop kicking her leg in the air and gazing back inscrutably at Joe, who is sitting comfortably in a chair and looking straight on at the camera.

This would only be okay if it was accompanied by another picture of Mika playing a baby grand piano with Joe in a tux splayed out on top, chin resting in his hands as he adoringly witnesses Mika’s musical genius.