Karen Handel's, um, much-anticipated book about the implosion of Susan G. Komen for the Cure has finally hit shelves or is floating disembodied around the internets, and rumor has it that the book includes a surprise protagonist who was urging Komen to reverse its decision to cut cancer screening funding for Planned Parenthood: fucking Karl Rove. That's right — the conservative answer to Teen Mutant Ninja Turtle archvillain Krang was, according to Handel's account in the haplessly titled Planned Bullyhood, behaving like a sensible human being.
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