Comment of the Day: Hooters Strives for the Applebee's Golden Standard

Maybe you like Hooters, maybe you like eating a bagged lunch on the floor of a public restroom. Whatever, no judgment. It's very unlikely, however, claims Dzsesszika, that you like Applebee's:

Hey Hooters, no one likes Apple Bees either so try the fuck again.

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