Vladimir Putin Would Like You to Know That He's Totally Into Group Sex

In a recent interview, Russian president Vladimir Putin threw in a quick endorsement of sweaty, pulsating, drunken orgies—because, as we all know, many hands make light work:

“Some fans of group sex say that it’s better than one-on-one because, as with any collective work, you can skive off,” he said.

See? It’s all about efficiency! The quote was in response to a question about a 2008 protest orgy staged at a Moscow biology museum, which involved Pussy Riot’s Nadezhda Tolokonnikova. Which, I guess, is Putin implying that the protestors are so shiftless and lazy they can’t even devote their full attention to fucking. So whatever, dick.

But come on. You can just tell that Putin is into some FREAKY shit. A public orgy is like a nice cup of sleepytime tea to that dude.