The 2012 election really, notes democracydiva, comes down to this simple fact: because Velociraptors don't exist anymore (and ostriches are too terrifying to ever talk about in polite company), quadrupeds are pretty much always faster than bipeds:
Jezebel · Doug Barry
This is what January Jones looked like when she was nine. First things first — where is that shirt sold and how much will it…
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