I... I just don't. I just can't? Do you guys remember that Korean rap video later explained to be a satire? No? Well, go watch it if you want.

Anyway, as the University of Oregon athletes begin August training for the upcoming sports season, their mascot Puddles the duck wanted to provide some moral support. To explain the takeoff any more would ultimately ruin it, so I'll only say that USA Today calls it "perfect" and I call it "I just watched it twice, help me, help me."

'Zone Read: The Duck goes viral, and Autzen Stadium prohibits tobacco' [The Daily Emerald]